My Deer Friend Nokotan, follow his hilarious high school adventures Nokotan, the deer who’s anything but ordinary! Alongside her Deer club president Torako Koshi, their high school’s top-tier idol who was actually a former delinquent. Prepare to giggle at their awkward antics and times of pure laughter!
10 Hilarious Quotes from My Deer Friend Nokotan That Will Crack You Up
1. Torako Koshi, the Epitome of Grace and Charm, Flawless in every way
Torako Koshi, a second-year student at prefectural Hi-no-minami High, is the president of the student council and the class rep for lass 2-b. Also, she is attractive, great at school and prolific in sports not only at school but also in the neighbourhood, she’s revered as the perfect girl.
2. Torako Koshi, the famous wild beast of Tokyo Hino!
But Torako Koshi, whose high school life seems to be going so well, has a secret she can’t tell anyone. She’s actually a former delinquent! My dark past of being a delinquent was influenced by too much Shonen manga! But if it ever comes to life all the efforts I put into being an honor student after I quit the gang life when I got into high school will go down the drain!
3. No one can see through my perfect disguise
That is until a certain transfer student, this human deer, Shikanoko Noko saw through her mask discovering her past and her virginity.
4. Koshitan is my woman!
Today I saw you leave early to obsessively decorate your little deer love nest. What club room needs that puppy sofa and that cute carpet, repulsive? What are you planning to do here? Since you can’t answer it that means you already slept together.
5. A Kunoichi, Jōnin, Chunin or a Genin?
Give up on the Psychotic girlfriend act. And where did you get that Kunai? Are you an Iga ninja, a Koga ninja or a Hokage?
6. Koshitan lost her Highly Treasured Virginity to a “Deer”??
So did you take away my sister’s virginity, you monster? Who do you think went to hell and what not to protect my sister’s virginity for all these years? And no forgiveness neither for the deer who stole my sister from me nor the sister who went out of the line with the deer.
7. Anko Koshi has got a serious case of ‘onee-chan mania’—can’t go a day without praising her big sis!
The only place for me is by my sister’s side. Anyone who opposes this is my enemy. That’s when I decided to throw everything to ruin.
8. This is the moment of truth—a fight to the death for honor and glory!
The total number of men and women Koshitan dated is indeed zero but the question was why is it zero answer up to forty words? Because all the Shoujo manga, she read got her thinking none of the boys or girls she befriended before high school wanted to take their relationship to the next level and that her first love would be her soulmate.
9. A sensei’s sage advice
In order to survive as a deer in this savanna known as modern society, you need to be self-sufficient! So first, I’m gonna make a rice paddy right next to the clubhouse. Bashame’s gonna be a good deer and grow some good rice!
10. Koshi-tan is the epitome of popularity
What’s her deal? She gets good grades, and the whole student body loves her and apparently that nonsensical Deer club is gaining popularity, too. I’m gonna make her mess up, force the Deer Club into disbandment, and drag her off her throne as student council president and the most popular girl in school!
11. I shouldn’t be in the student council when I can’t even do simple desk work!
If the printouts had gone to the first year while still out of order, the new school term would’ve been thrown into chaos! Because of me, we’d be denounced by the whole student body and trust in the student council would crumble. And then Koshi-san would have to take responsibility for it and resign then flee the school in shame
12. Her train of thought’s gotten totally derailed and her imagination is way out there
Getting locked in a gym shed is a cliche in rom-coms. This means that the only thing left is the passing days with no one to help us, our bodies become weaker, our sanity leaving us and finally the inescapable grasp of death! And then we’ll end up haunting Hinominami High School, our story passed down as urban legend until someone makes a really boring video about us!
