Dandadan welcomes you to a world where ghost-hunting, alien abductions, and awkward teenage crushes collide at full speed, creating a chaotic symphony of thrills, chills, and hilariously unexpected moments.
That’s right, we’re talking about Dandadan—the anime that feels like an exorcism conducted by a stand-up comedian during an alien invasion.
It’s like someone threw a UFO, a haunted house, and a rom-com into a blender—and then accidentally left the lid off.
We’re unravelling the wild, weird, and wonderful quotes that make Dandadan the beautifully bizarre masterpiece it is. These aren’t just lines—they’re mini-adventures, each packing enough absurdity to fuel a UFO.
Whether it’s a bone-chilling ghost threat or a hilariously inappropriate alien comment, you’re guaranteed a trip to the galaxy of giggles and gasps. Ready? Hold on tight, because things are about to get… Dandadan!
Ghosts, Aliens, and Sass: Top Dandadan Quotes
1. Just because it hasn’t happened yet doesn’t mean it won’t happen
I just got dumped and I’m pissed off at everything and the last thing I need right now is nerd pushing their nerdy grap in my face that right there is the reason why you have no friends. There’s no chance we’ll ever be.
2. lol
Whenever I went out my grandma made me do this ritual pose for goodluck. Grandma made me hold that pose the whole way to school. Of course all the boys laughed at me and if I didn’t do it grandma would get mad and I would feel bad about that. Then the worst happened the boy I liked started making fun of me too.
3. Momo’s tragic backstory of her first love
I hated my grandma for that, we didn’t speak for a long time after that and I never did the ritual again. But I get super pissed if I find someone is making fun of her. In the end I didn’t hate the fact that the boy I liked didn’t like me, no but I hated that the boy I liked made fun of my grandma.
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The truth is my grandma and her being a medium were special to me and I loved that. She took me in and raised me all by herself, that’s why I believe in what she does and that’s also why I believe in ghosts too.
5. Momo’s V-card is on the line
The hell you’ll, I might have dated a loser ass scumbag but I never let him take my virginity. I’m saving it for a Kentaka-kura that I haven’t even met yet and there’s no way you creepy aliens are taking it.
6. A Desperate cry for Acknowledgment
All I ever wanted was to meet an alien, I never had any friends so I thought if anyone would be friends with me it had to be the aliens. Ever since grade school I’ve been staring up at the sky and calling up you guys to show up but you never did. No matter how times I called out to you never came.
7. The last time when Okarun had the balls to say something while actually having them
There I was bullied by kids and ignored by aliens. My life sucked, no one gave a crap if I was alive or dead. But Miss Ayase, she’s is the only one who stood up for me. So get your lousy hands off her. I won’t let anyone hurt her.
8. Typical 2D guy vs 3D girl Syndrome
I guess I didn’t wanted to miss my chance, I always wanted a friend and then when you showed up, I thought here’s my chance. That’s why I was so desperate to talk to you but in the end you live in a totally different world then I do. Folks like me shouldn’t talk to folks like you.
9. Just because you’ve it Difficult doesn’t mean everyone else has it Easy
The only problem with is that you think like that, you think you know about how people feel and then go jumping to conclusions. You wanna know why you don’t have any friends is cause you push everyone away.
10. Every Ending has a Beginning
This place is where girls about your age were violated, shot dumped and left to rot. None of those girls wanted to end up as evil spirits, that’s for sure. For ages now mediums have been trying to figure out what Turbo Granny’s deal was? We knew one thing about her, she always showed up near the spirits of murdered girls but we didn’t know why? I always thought she was trying to console the spirits who weren’t able to move on but no matter their situation, the dead shouldn’t attack the living. Only way to help them move on is by force.
11. #101 of Living Peacefully alongside Ghosts & Spirits
The same kind of thing applies to the living, we shouldn’t do things that disrespect the dead. If we go stomping around their turfs that’s enough reason for them to come after us yeah. That’s the rule. That’s what lets us live in coexistence and peace with the dead.
12. Bite me, Bitch!
I’m just way to pretty 😍. I can’t walk down the hallway without getting starred at by everyone. I’m not the typical cutie 🥰 I smile and wave 👋 at all the blockheads at my school cause if they think they’ve a shot at a pretty girl that gives them a little bit of hope. I’m beauty and kindness personified.
13. Okarun’s lost Peanuts 🥜 are a Gift from Heaven
My sudden ability to see evil is a gift. Therefore, I must have been chosen, which makes sense. My beauty is Angelic 🪽. Why would this golden ball drop from heaven for me to find? I’m being said to go forth and save this world from all evil. It’s my duty as a beautiful girl.
14. Crossroads
Her aura is like a battery, when it dies, she dies. And with all the regret she’s dieing with she won’t be moving on to the after life. The only place she can, the void, nothingness. She will be erased, it’ll be like she never ever existed. No one’s gonna remember her anyway not the living or the dead. A life like hers probably didn’t mean much, if her existence disappears for good. It won’t be nothing to cry over.
15. Dandadan quotes
Please take away their pain, and grant them peace. Guide them both to a kinder world.
